The First Female President Of The United States

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Maybe the first female President of the United States has tattoos and a purple streak in her hair. Maybe she lifts her middle finger high when a man tells her to “smile”.

Maybe she’s had an abortion, smokes too many cigarettes and takes too many selfies. Maybe she sings in the car to Beyonce and Taylor Swift and The Runaways.

Maybe the first female President of the United States wears mini-skirts and doesn’t suck her gut in for pictures because fuck that. Maybe she smacks her gum.

Yeah, I’d be ok with that

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